The Blue painted picnic table

An old man approaches the blue picnic table and it is clear he is wanna and gonna talk to us about us skating the blue picnic table. This hasn't happen to us in years because nobody really knows skating, people look at us skating and are like what the hell are they doing??? Sometimes they like it and start talking to us about how they used to skateboard as well....and i'm always not interested in whatever words these people spill
This guy didn't knew about skating either  but also didn't care, all he cared about was the blue painted concrete picnic table. My friend didn't want to start any discussion but I wanted to skate this blue picnic table so i did.

The man was like "blablabla" and I was like "bla you"and then he started pointing out chips on the picnic table at a spot where we could not skate the table. He saw us skating the table and still pointed out the wrong spot....I pointed out the spot where we actually skated the picnic table and showed him how smooth it was without any chips and explained that the chips and damage would make the skating harder.
At this moment I felt I had to teach this 70 year old man about physics and told him about how concrete is harder than plastic and the picnic table is actually chipping and destroying my skates but you don't see me knocking on your door about your blue picnic table?
The man wanted us to stop skating the blue picnic table and I asked "why"? He said things like "bla" and "blabla" and I asked him if it would really keep him awake at night? Do you wake up screaming in the middle of the night: "not the blue picnic table!!!!!!! Nooooo!!!!"
I don't get it? The man is practically dead and he  worries about the blue picnic table which he probably never uses just like all the other people except for Mohamed because he carved his name in the table a couple times.

It's also an Amsterdam North thing, the old man wasn't the only one complaining when he left another guy came over and told us it's wrong what we did, when he left a woman came along, she said nothing but she made pictures of us for evidence!!! It's very frustrating living there because it's not considered Amsterdam and that frustration boils up the longer you live there.  To release this frustration one of the things you can do is complain and so this fucker did. Both men asked us if we lived here and my answer was: "No we live in Amsterdam"